iPhone drawings

Terri has stopped wondering. He was hoping since you are “nice” that you would care and not judge him for being pink and blurry and slightly overweight. Plus he was hoping you would take him to Publix later to buy corn chips, but those hopes have been dashed.

Now Terri is almost so sad that he will go slump in his barcalounger and eat an entire box of doughnuts while watching reruns of the Today Show. Only it won’t be today’s Today Show so how can they even call it that? poor Terri will be watching yesterday’s Today Show.

After that he will probably play some solitaire on the computer and maybe peak out the window to watch Donald next door playing with his new cocker spaniel. Then it will be 10pm and Mother will call and Terri will just stare at the answering machine as she leaves another message complaining about how Aunt Ronnie cheats at Mahjong. “Guess I’ll go to bed” he will say out loud to the two large goldfish sitting in a dirty bowl on the kitchen counter-half expecting one of them to answer back "Good Night Terri! You are Super! We Love You!" But of course they don’t. Terri rubs some grease off the Donald Duck “LIGHTS OUT!” switch plate, then flips the switch. It makes a very loud snapping sound that Terri finds comforting. Then he goes to bed.